Whoa. The Fag Man has set out his wares in Govan Cross shopping centre. What vivid signage, dappled with lung spots in hectic red. Neatly set out boxes hold such temptations as sherbet lemon, cherry bakewell and chokey cokey.
Smoking ban? What smoking ban? Come on, take up this unattractive habit, made even more unattractive with atomisers and batteries.