An array of romantic petit fours and souffles specially selected for Valentine's Day.
"You all set?" says Watson's shop assistant to a window cleaner who's just stopped by for a pie.
"Fur whit?" he asks with a bewildered look.
"Wur talkin' aboot Valentines," croaks the woman at the front of the queue with a hearty laugh.
"That?!" he exclaims and his face breaks into a knowing grin as he shakes his head, "That's a big con."
"Now, now," they say. "You better make sure ye've got a bookey all ready n a big box a chocs."
"Ach away," he laughs, "Better aff wi plastic flooers. They last longer."